Tiffany Hensley

I was striding the right way towards the Halle de la Polygone (after frumping 4 kilometres the wrong way with a messenger bag and two satchels of meager possessions) when by purely coincidental odds of improbability..!



...I ran into a large police van and the opening ceremony parade of the 2009 Youth World Championship. Mon Dieu.



- Sasha Digiulian, representing USA.]

There were madmen on trumpets committing fits of histrionics, women with maniacal eyebrows THICKER THAN BRIE CHEESE, and they were all wearing red Celtic robes, bright green mascara, and expressions of inexplicability as they trumpeted and trampted after the gaggle of climbers, who were carrying picket sticks and signs which, by use of the three-letter-acronym system, harolded their country.

You should take a ganders at the debris on my Moci - there were Canadians and madmen, Canadian Madmen...then I, too, partook in furious splooshing.



Bow before the Master of the Fish-Eye!! Hup!