Tiffany Hensley

At the OR show! Been loitering in the MadRock booth, hailing climbers, photographers and reps right and left. If you haven't been deflected by their beautiful counter guards, like the very cute and dreaded Jenna, walk by PrAna around 2PM and wait for the gong to rumble. Then pancake yourself on the floor and relax. Also, check out the one room that won't stress you out, the Rejuvenation Room on the second floor. Next to the Press Room. You can do yoga, stretch, meet PrAna's yoga gurus, or just play dead while your booth buddies frantically call your iPhone to ask you where the clientele's complimentary pineapples have been stuffed.

By the way, the weird-looking holds people saw on the Mammut Comp Finals wall can be traced back to the SoILL booth. Look for the madman with a dazzling Cheshire smile and checkered fedora, next to Krieg Chalkbags (there's a small tribute to Michael Jackson on the middle shelf).

There's a lot I want to write about Taiwan, but my time zones have been completely flipped twice in the last week, and my body is breaking down (the entire show I've been sneaking in the yoga room to catch naps). I'll tell you about Peter Pan, my new Taiwanese co-conspirator that I met in Kaohsiung!

Also, I recommend the ProBar booth. Those bars normally cost $3! That's high-quality shiznit. Get the Sesame Goji, or spirulina-laced Superfood. They'll trade bars for anything you have on you, too.